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NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND MY CALVIN'S.

SERIOUSLY. DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THOSE ADS? SO GREAT. MY DARLNG FRIEND MAX GAVE ME THESE MILKY WHITE CALVIN'S AND AS DISPLAYED I RIPPED THE KNEES OUTTA THERE AND GAVE MY THIGHS SOME BREATHING ROOM. I THEN BECAME A TAD OVER ZEALOUS WITH THE OL' FABRIC SCISSORS AND CUT A HOLE 2 INCES FROM THE FLY? WHY DID I DO THAT? IT LOOKED LIKE SOME BIZARE GLORY HOLE. TERRIBLE. ANYWAY I'VE SINCE PATCHED THEM UP SO THERE SHAL BE NO INDECENT EXPOSURE COMING BETWEEN ME AND MY CALVIN'S...