W H I P I T

NICE WHIP BITCH

I am currently in the process of buying a new set o’ wheels. As it stands I have two options. A teni tiny German thang that is so fuel efficient it would probably run on a cappachino. Its easy to park, Its got airbags, Its kinda cute. Its also kinda everywhere. I don’t want to be “that guy”. Which is exactly why im 99% sure Im going for option two- A petrol guzzeling, enormous, hard to park, easy to derail, airbag-less, Beautiful old gold Mercedes. It would cost me $10,000 a year to run and is just asking to be stripped and sold for parts. Its perfect for where I live but not for what I need to do. Which is drive around the city every second day- And for those who don’t frequent Surry Hills some roads are so tiny that it feels like you’ve ended up in legoland. So what to do? Americans once told me that when a problem comes along, you must whip it- And I think looking badass is almost worth 10K. Stay tuned (pun intended).